At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The power of my boobs compel you
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
