how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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