Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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