I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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