i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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