He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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