He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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