Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Do vagina's smell?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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