people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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