windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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