Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
love makes seman taste better
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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