What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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