Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
we're making bets on your personal life
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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