What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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