There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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