In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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