Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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