New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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