So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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