I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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