But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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