Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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