My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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