your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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