I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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