My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
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