What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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