The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
