If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
my poor anus
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
My life is pants optional.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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