Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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