I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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