so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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