So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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