not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
