Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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