the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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