You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You pole danced in your parka.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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