It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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