How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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