? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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