girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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