i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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