So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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