Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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