why didn't you poke me back
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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