There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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