just come out here and I will go home with you...
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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