6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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