you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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