its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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