your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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