Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Boobs speak an international language.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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