Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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