the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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