By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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